You didn't just totally miss Rayiner's point, but also wrote an extremely creepy comment that would have been inappropriate for civil conversation even had you been right about what he was saying.
Framing mainstream sexuality as "creepy' is outdated, as evidenced by the following:
Over three years ago, a newspaper as everyday as USA Today reported "CVS, Walgreens, Kroger, Safeway, Target and Walmart are among major national chains that now include vibrators on store shelves" [1].
IOW Saying the world dildo no longer qualifies as creepy.