How are you securing your laptops in public places, like coffee shops and LAN parties/events, when you're by yourself and need to be absent from the laptop? Like when "nature calls".
EDIT:
1. i think i mean "gyroscope" instead of osciloscope.
2. since this post is my content and, ergo, any comments here are derived from that content, i therefore allow permission for any commenter to make use of humor, sarcasm, wits and any language expression deemed "funny".
Worth noting that I don't work in coffee shops too often.