So, if you feel tempted to ever try something like that again, zodiacchange.net and zodiacchange.org are both available for $8. Two hours of work and you'll be stuck at #1 ~ 3 for essentially forever. (There are non-evil uses for this, particularly when either breaking news or a major new development opens up a new area within or adjacent to one's own market.)

By the way, if folks want to see seedy affiliate stuff in action, pretend you believe in astrology and click promiscuously for a few hours.