Well if you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

My preference would be to knock this up in Raku … probably as a set of Regex, but could easily scale up to a full Grammar.

Jamie Z[1] and Jay Z[2] walk into a bar...

[1] https://regex.info/blog/2006-09-15/247

[2] https://youtu.be/60XTSx29OnM?si=BuLRkzoMahaHQIvB

Glad to see that Sam is not dead.