the database servers, man it's not metaphorical/

optimizing queries and creating new lables/

girl you know I like the way you drop those tables

Yo, I'm making it rain with that amazon power/

my databse uptime is four cents and hour/

SELECT me FROM here, cause you know what I need/

girl you know it's all about those physical reads

Girl are you into drugs? cause I make a mean hash/

but if the po' comes calling, better flush that cache/

If you're into organic, let's make a B+ tree/

Girl you are unique just like my primary key

Relational databases, declaring varchars

The skys the limit when you COUNT with the * s

running all the queries, finding WHEN things are equal

you and me and php it's motha f*ing sql

~ created by my anonymous friend.